I want that coffee mug. Mine always run out.

Also, a cat would be nice to have again.

Oh, this is going to go wrong somehow, but I can’t deal with this solitary confinement.

It occurs to me that you’ve not had a completely dysfunctional yet primal relationship. Which, really, is for the best.

But also, her apartment is warmer than my van and has plumbing.

Additionally, I’m a burner, so … there’s generally a lot of playing with fire. Just usually more literally.

Oh, it’s also a breakdown in trance. But no one goes crazy given they have no idea where the fuck this is going.

The anime girl with the cat and coffee that inexplicably stays warm and never runs out?

They already shot the driver.

Right. As though this is the only sex-abuse crisis we’re going through.

I wanted to be an asshole, but Midwesterners opened up a tavern nearby, and the toasted ravioli is on point.

If you’re at a real outlet, you throw a SCANDAL violator diagonally in the top left of your main art and call it a day.

“Hey …”

To hell?

There’s an issue with the hed: If you have been murdered, well … you’re not really live.

I don’t know where to start with why this is an infuriating post. In addition to believing that virtually all words need a pound sign appended to them, the capitalization here is a crime against humanity.

Camel case for StatusCoup, followed by all caps for LIVE, then we can’t be bothered to capitalize a city name. Then, it’s just random tags. Yeah, we’re a news aggregator. As such, “press,” “news,” “media” and the suddenly camel-cased “BreakingNews” is literally what people are expecting.

Now, why you placed this in World News is confusing.

Granting corporations personhood worked out really well.

Spoken like a TxDOT engineer!

Oh, I’d head over to Seattle on the ferry when possible. It wasn’t really a bastion of culture. I did like Central Market.

Glad I left Bremerton well before this. The Navy guys were bad enough.

Well, at least I didn’t lose family members.

Excellent analysis. I wish some of it were surprising.

This should finally get him his Nobel Peace Prize.