Yah, shee! You want I should bust his kneecaps?

Without any info on how they compile the “Top 50 viral” list …

With vibe coding, of course.

Honestly, I think the death of AI hype won’t be just a straight-up crash, but rather, a lot of goalpost-moving about how they’ve achieved breakthroughs.

Notwithstanding any other provision of law …

OK, so this is more useless signaling than anything actionable.

Democrats? Are we still treating them as anything other than the slightly less-boot-licking oligarch party? There IS NO FUCKING BRAND TO REDEEM. They had decades and chose to do nothing.

I’m stupid enough to believe my ex-wife still loves me, but Schumer would be fine with me dying in a fire. “Fine” perhaps is narcissistic … none of these asshats cares whether I’m alive in the first place. I’m not giving them money, so I’m nobody.

Well, guess why I’m not making donations? My ex at least inadvertently doesn’t realize we’ve been talking for hours, but anyone marching to the DNC drum wouldn’t give me a minute; waste of time when they could get money from real Americans.

Well, back then, I was thrilled that Soyo was throwing graphics onto Socket 7 mobos.

What is this Voodoo of which you speak?

Just in time for the penny to be retired!

Or should I say … the penny drops.

I’m much more familiar with the “marital” error (as evidenced by two divorces). It’s one of those errors every journalist makes at least once, unlike “pubic” – which is only made once! 🤣

I’ve never gotten the point of upvoting or downvoting as the main for of engagement with “social” media. I may do one or the other once a week when I get a chuckle or see an absurd take on journalism that isn’t worth engaging with, but simply clicking an icon is scarcely participation.

People with actual things to say is far more satisfying than facing a Hatfield-McCoy standoff.

I know why “appear to reveal” is used here, but the hed totally waters down the story, which already has enough “but then again” view-from-nowhere bullshit bothsidesism.

I sometimes wish I could be more of a ray of sunshine. Today started off well enough, I suppose. My friend was on time to pick me up for the airport (three hours early, just because things), and the first leg of the flight was inconsequential. The second featured an unscheduled layover for three minutes with no one getting on or off, and once we were back in the air, the flight crew actually tried to suggest the weird experience hadn’t actually happened.

This before even seeing my dad once I got here. I was warned about his state, but there’s no preparation conducive to navigating that. Mom has taking to saying “if he even lasts to Saturday …”

This feels like it’s going to be a long week, but hey! Indoor plumbing and HVAC!

OK, fair point.

“Moderate Republican” … sure, like that’s a thing.

“A material, a material … fuck it, whatever.”

“Martial” is what you were going for here, as is the junta.

That’s exactly my point. People won’t spend SNAP at Walmart, they’ll cancel Prime and all other streaming services. Something’s gotta give, and even HEB is raising prices by 25%-50%. Like, how is the line supposed to go up when people can’t afford your products?

We’re going to see a bunch of fools parted with their money.

“Pay them enough to buy food? Pshaw.”

Shit … I’d not seen your handle. This is now exponentially funnier. I do agree, though, that florid writing is what draws the reader in. Sure, you can bang out 12" in AP Style, but no one will remember your name.

Having a style gives you a name. It’s not a failure.

I actually laughed a couple of times, which didn’t help my cause.

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Well, I mean, we’re getting data in real time.