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It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.

Profiting?

That escalated quickly…

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That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

Ratatat

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I’ll get is shopping links. It’s super annoying.

I’d eat it.

May your jimmies remain unrustled.

I’m using the internet.

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn’t matter though, you’re still farting in their chair either way.

1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
5. Walk away.
6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

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Learned that the hard way while stationed in Japan where their power is 50 Hz. The clock lost 10 minutes every hour.

It’s funny how this wasn’t a problem back in the days before customers were expected to act as unpaid employees.