Rhynoplaz

The remote bidet feature could be fun at parties!

Not sure how I feel about repeat playable characters.

That is Zayne and Mose, right?

I felt less connected to 3 than any other BL game, so seeing those characters come back did nothing for me.

What the fuck?

Is that gun sponsored by GEICO?

Remember Tetrisphere? That one was fun and interesting.

Not so much a murder, but selling your kid and taking them back once you realize they can make you some money.

Work’s done!

Wait. It wasn’t already there? How?

Just dump the can out on the ground and put your own trash in. Now you don’t have to litter!

Yeah. It’s an ocean.

Yeah, I was trying to avoid THAT example because it’s become too cliche at this point.

Nobody seemed to mind when Hans Gruber fell from Nakatomi Plaza.

Or when the Wicked witch of the West got splashed with water.

Or when The Death Star exploded.

And I don’t give a fuck how rapists and felons, and the people that defend them, feel about what I say.

The research is out, more educated people are more likely to vote Democrat, but if you ever point that out, all you get back is “I know YOU are, but what am I?”

I guess so, but if they don’t consent, there’s going to be charges filled.

They DID campaign on their successes, but nobody believed that anything had gotten better because they still couldn’t afford groceries.

I’ll say it for you. Thomas Crooks was THIS close to being an American hero.

So much whatabout. Are they actually convincing themselves this way, or do they realize it’s stupid but just don’t have anything else to say?

Trump sexually assaulted people and was convicted of fraud.

Whatabout Hillary’s emails and Hunters laptop?

First off, those people aren’t running for president AND it’s not fucking RAPE AND FRAUD!!!

Right? I found pre-election solace in knowing that even though his cult will never turn on him, he couldn’t have possibly gotten MORE supporters in the past 4 years.

Turns out they LOVE the hate and they want more of it.

Sorry, Mindless Americans, it’s not Trump’s fault anymore, it’s YOURS.

You should know, we don’t take kindly to ads around these parts.

Looking at YOU, Gearbox!