SaniFlush [any, any]

How’s the lawsuit in Australia doing by the way?

“Too bad, that’s all you’re getting.”

Israel could simply have not starved the people living in the Gaza strip to death over the course of decades while occasionally flicking airstrikes at them, which they were doing long before October.

Glory to mankind.

No problemo

My country burns money, resources and human lives to enforce its hegemony on the other side of the planet while I only have health insurance through my crappy job and the infrastructure is crumbling everywhere. How do you think I feel?

Tag yourself, I’m “The”

Yeah I wasn’t kidding, I tried mango curry before and it’s awesome. Also this interface doesn’t show downvotes.

I love me some mango curry

You’re describing Capitalism again sir

If only, if only we were allowed to not go to work when we are sick

Applebees

Don’t forget to name at least two American brands so you get paid!

Better than throwing it in the squeegie water at a gas station, like Kahn in King of the Hill.

made it all the way into r/ascension or whatever the 1 million karma club is called, only to find it was as vapid as the rest of Reddit.

a hypnic jerk

Yeah like America, a country which pretends to be democratic but is actually a dictatorship of the bourgeois. I’m glad we’re on the same page.

“April Fools, you little sausage!”

I wouldn’t be taking such long bathroom breaks if I wasn’t trying to force out a fart before the 90 minute rush hour.