I see you’ve been to 8oz.

Yes, it seems that way because your kitchen scale is faulty and measuring everything a bit on the light side.

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

Yeah, I worked there back in the day. Started when we were still owned by Vivendi. Quit after about a year of ownership by Activision. Fuck Kotick. Seriously.

A couple weeks of holiday eating isn’t going to ruin a year’s worth of work… Now bring me my jug of eggnog!

Except Israel isn’t the colonizer, it’s their land as much as it’s Palestinian land too.

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No doubt. Homemade is infinitely superior. Almost a different kind of food. Just comparing it to generic store brands.

You should never ever in a million years find restaurants serving Kraft mac and cheese in America. That’s wrong. It’s a cheap food you fix up at home when you’re feeling too lazy to cook for real. Most of us like it because we grew up eating it. Real Mac and cheese is so much better.

Well I mean it’s hard to compare. Homemade is clearly on another level. The boxed stuff is a very quick meal to put together out of the box. Homemade takes a while to do properly. I almost see them as like different foods.

I was really just comparing to generic. Annie’s isn’t generic. I still prefer Kraft, but I’d take Annie’s over generic too.

Kraft mac and cheese, all the store brands are superficially similar but taste bland and or have weird textures.

If you ran for 24 hours straight you’d have burned off a ton more than 2k calories…

Make better coleslaw maybe?

Everything hurting for no discernable reason isn’t normal at your age. The difference between your 20s and 30s is that in your 20s you don’t need to do anything to not hurt. In your 30s and beyond you’re gonna need to start taking care of yourself in order to not hurt. The pain is your body telling you something is wrong. Could be sleep apnea, hypertension, lack of activity or not enough recovery after activity. Again though, pain all the time for no reason isn’t actually normal until much later in life.

By reposting the meme, you have implicitly accepted full responsibility for it’s content. That’s like rule 7 of the Internet or something.

But other apes use tools…

Pictured: the moment Bob decided it was time to form a fucking union.

Oh man, staple crops are subsidized waaaaaayyy more heavily than beef. Some of this grain goes to the beef industry as feed, so it is indirectly supported by taxes. But the reality is that the soy, barley, beans, or whatever else is in that veggie burger are subsidized directly and more extensively.

We could have called them Flemish fries.