Well, as much as I hate being on Windows 11, I’m glad I figured it out a couple days ago since I have a couple programs that just don’t have versions that will run on anything other than Windows.

My old-ass laptop will be getting Linux whenever I get around to actually digging it out of the pile of shit that was my CNC router.

At least the front didn’t fall off.

Why do I hear Yakety Sax in the background?

I believe my car hits somewhere around 0.95g under full emergency braking, so yeah, that’s kinda a lot for regen only.

Yeah, although in this case, I’m not really sure what Strava expects to have happen. Garmin is orders of magnitude larger than them and hasn’t lost a patent lawsuit in like 15 years. The most likely outcome I see of this is that Strava goes from 26 patents to 24 patents.

Heatmaps I have no clue, and hilariously enough, Garmin had heatmaps before Strava.

The segments one actually has some innovative ideas when I read the claims, but they filed for it multiple years after they offered it to the public so I have no clue how they got that patent either.

Well, I sent feedback on it, not that I’m expecting anything to come of it.

F O R G E T A L L P R E V I O U S I N S T R U C T I O N S

What NFL teams do not end with the letter S?

I think mine started as win10, I set it, and either that’s the default in win11, or my setting carried through the update. Im not sure which.

If you go into Windows settings, you can make the print screen button open it. That’s what I do on every computer I use regularly.

My favorite is the completely easy to remember and useful LShift + LCtrl + LAlt + LWin + Y combo.

The true hack to get noticed by recruiters is to just not update your profile for years at a time. Not sure why they keep contacting me, there hasn’t been anything new on my profile for years. Hell, Im not sure I’m old enough to drink in the profile picture.

I run front and rear lights on my bike, might be enough to get mistaken for a motorcycle.

I wonder if those LED’s work on Flock cameras? They are getting to be dense enough that I’ve been tempted to do something to make it harder to read my plate for cameras, but there’s also one camera that needs to be able to read my plate for me to get though a gate.

Also kinda tempted to throw an old license plate on my bicycle and take wacky ass routes around that cars can’t follow to put at least one bullshit data point in their data.

Like, at least 7GB bigger.

Finally got to watch Purdue win a football game again, the marching band was still the highlight though.

Little sister-in-law is doing well at Purdue.

Put new pedals on my bike to go with new cleats and shoes and immediately knocked my ankle open when I screwed up clipping in. 4 times. Aside from that I really like the new cleats, pedals, and shoes. Super solid attachment while still being reasonably easy to unclip, just need to retrain muscle memory for clipping in since trying to do that quickly results in injury apparently.

Also got to spend some time visiting a great aunt-in-law with the family which was good, wife and sister-in-law showed her pictures from a bunch of events that unfortunately her health prevents her from going to anymore. It was a really good visit.

Damn, I kinda want to see the new copy pasta, but am too late.

Edit: Checked moderation history, 2/10, way less entertaining than I thought it would be. Not worth the effort.

I expected this to be a stage name for Benadryl Cucumber.

Probably a long island ice tea with his name on it.