How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

Gold pressed latinum

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Captain destroy the planet

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

This reminds me of the scene in Better Call Saul where Mike interviews contractors for their construction project. He rejects everyone that says they can do it and hires the guy that tells him it’s impossible.

The year was 1990. A kid stole my WWF ring and wrestlers. I will never forgive or forget.

The Co-Main Event Stuff You Should Know Space Nuts Joy

Fly on the Wall, Smartless, and WTF, but only when they have interesting guests.

Believe You Me and Morning Kombat, but only when I’m in the right head space.

This better not awaken something in me

All Shreks aside, this man looks singularly responsible for the epidemic of skinny jeans.

Died to the very first goomba. Have been getting my revenge ever since.

Here’s an extra easy acoustic version of Release by Pearl Jam: em, d The strumming pattern is important. (Em) Up down… (d) up down… (em) up down… (d)up down. When you get comfortable with that, throw in a little extra casual strumming in between on whichever chord you’re still on. When you’re comfortable with that, try singing along too. Very simple but once you get it, it can be pretty hypnotic.

Godzilla, pure f-in filler, keep your mind off the real killer

When I was the kid, the house rule was French at home, English everywhere else. Kind of like your plan but stricter. Now that I’m the parent, the kids are in French Immersion school, so at home we do 50/50.

I always knew this day would come. I have become Slurms Mckenzie.