Had a history teacher insiste that people can’t live without clothes on. As in, you actually fucking due quickly after getting naked.

To be “fair” I think that it was more a case of her being mad that I corrected her “pyramid of needs” than her defending her actual opinion.

Dude only ever wrote single threaded software, that’s his secret sauce to avoir race conditions

My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.