Cowboys play here. We have sports stadiums coming out our ass. Our transportation and roads are all fucked up…

Stupid event is coming to my area. Our traffic already sucks, fuck the hell off.

We made our interface SUCK! Can you change it back? NO!

FUCK YOU

They did try to fuck up congress if I remember correctly. That plane was brought down in a field.

Yeah, that worked out great for the world last time.