Great Uncle Bulgaria didn’t come from Bulgaria, he was named after it, besides, it’s his first name, his surname is Coburg, and he didn’t come from there either, he always lived in the UK, since the 1600s.

Sorry, you can’t just slander wombles.

I dunno, I saw the poster and now I’m craving cake.

This still requires heating, but not the 800C or so that cremation does, which requires a LOT of energy.

He’s been laundering russian money for 2 decades, it’s more likely that the sanctions finally caught him out.