Fusion. I think it’s our only hope of making it through climate change without massive losses.

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, “The Never-Ending Story”

You ask for good news to help you feel better and then when I try to offer some you criticize it? You’re certainly not one of the helpers. Mr Rogers would not be proud of you. Go back to doomscrolling then.

MacKenzie Scott giving away billions over the years, most recently this: https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/19/business/mackenzie-scott-donates-640-million-open-call/index.html

The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!

https://youtu.be/tHEOGrkhDp0?si=4ykOGtaMACaAs7i4

https://i.imgur.com/mF6B757.jpeg

4k80 has issues. It’s been harder for them to track down good prints and get the color correction right: https://www.thestarwarstrilogy.com/project-4k80/

I got a pair of these when they were on sale for $39 last year, and I liked them so much I bought a second pair for when they bite the dust.

https://www.pcmag.com/reviews/wyze-headphones

Vodka

I knew a very smart manager who quit smoking but still used to go hang out in the smoking area just to stay in touch with everything. I’ve learn more in 10 minute conversations while smoking with coworkers than entire week long seminars.

Metformin. No other changes. Guess the better blood sugar levels make a difference. Still drinking coke and eating whatever I feel like and dropped 10lbs. The only reason I noticed was because my pants kept falling down.

Eating one’s seed corn

We’d like you to be “agile” by following these very specific and rigid set of rules and procedures.

Any particular ones you recommend?

Same - that was the one that jumped out from the list. Plus getting to fight with and level your dog sounds like loads of fun.

Brotato as a mindless standby.

Hogwarts Legacy is running pretty damn well, as did Cyberpunk 2077.

It took me a long time. As a kid just read the funny stories that started each chapter, but then got stuck into it while I was in high school. It’s so dense that you can read a chapter and then take weeks to digest it all.