NoFuckingWaynado

Pac-rat

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.

Très jolie!

https://mermaid.live This might handle a lot of the GUI in combination with some scripting and a few other bits tossed in the mix.

But mostly came to demand cat tax!

One of the classic blunders

Surfers say tubular, strippers say titular.

Back and forth. Forever.

Actually if you want a serious answer, I usually try to apply force as close to the hinge as possible when opening and closing the lid. This way the full length of the screen isn’t acting as a lever multiplying the force on the relatively short span of the hinge mounting bracket.

I definitely agree this is too common a problem not to be by design.

Let the hate flow through you!

So this is where all those plastic babies in King Cakes are coming from…

Electronic Arts started out so differently. The best, highest quality games, sold in album cases like vinyl records. They wanted to make their devs into rock stars. M.U.L.E., Seven Cities of Gold, Archon. Every game was innovative in every way.

Much later they’d changed, shifted toward the dark side, slipping way. But they still managed to bring us two of my favorite MMOs of all time: Motor City Online and Earth and Beyond.

MCO was online multiplayer Need For Speed with real classic American cars with real hot rod parts, the real engines, everything. I’ve not seen anything like it since. Hardly no one wants to pay to license real world cars any more. And you certainly don’t get the real engines with the real hot rod parts.

EAB was a crappy FPS but somehow 2D space game, but it had the best crafting and leveling system. You take things apart eventually learning how to build things. Player built stuff could possibly go was high as 200% quality so other players would want to buy your wares. The leveling system had three distinct lines: exploration, combat, and trade. Play the game how you wanted to having fun your way not how they think you should.

Anyway, EA killed them both, turned off the servers, refused to release the server code so player servers or single player modes were impossible. They sent me a coupon for their new Sims game, though.

So fuck EA. Haven’t bought a single one of their games since.

This is 100% to try to force more OneDrive subs…

Two for one you sly devil you! Niiice!

Step 6 is way easier if you do it in space. Can’t afford space? Go to the top of the tallest mountain (sorry Texas) it’s probably good enough.

Edit: Missing apostrophe added to avoid catastrophe. Any other grammatical errors and misspellings left intact for added flair.