In my city we had a huge tunnel project a few years ago. The giant boring machine hit a pipe and broke, causing hundreds of millions of dollars in delays. Turns out it was one of the pipes that they had drilled into the ground to check soil conditions for the tunnel. Their own goddamn pipe, they just forgot it was still down there.

It’s surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that’s how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran’s system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No. But I want a regular banana later. So yes.’

Yeah, but just based on my own prejudices, the antivax community ain’t a huge fan of the Spanish- speaking community.