It’s surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that’s how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran’s system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No. But I want a regular banana later. So yes.’

Yeah, but just based on my own prejudices, the antivax community ain’t a huge fan of the Spanish- speaking community.