Shoplift coke

Nice

Damn dude, you win. Way to inspire me to aspire to your level of greatness.

Oh boy, an excuse to share another CGP Grey video!

Death to Pennies

Misplaced faith

I’m dumb as hell and I make it everyone else’s problem.

finishes

Did I do thaaaat?

“Why do they keep yelling ungabunga with a persistant erection every time we hang out? Fuck this I’m out.”

space ship flies away

Let go and let life slip through your hand like sand

Pull up a book by marx on your phone and just start reading it outlook to them like you would have story time with a child.

Nice

While I appreciate you covered up drakes face with Luigi, please consider using the laforge version of this meme in the future. Here is a copy for you. Thanks.

Why bother? I will be moving in a year because the rent will go up.

I can’t afford to help anyone besides the people closest to me. And even then it’s generally with my time and effort, not fiat currency.

Food banks to. Infrequent food donations no money. Especially after covid as I had made a “pandemic stash” in case I got sick so I didn’t get others sick going to the grocery store.

We are psychotic hairless apes. You should feel fortunate we don’t fling literal shit at each other.

Shitposting is close enough for this bald psycho monkey.

Some prisons let you have a kitty

Just get a vasectomy so your children won’t be wage slaves. EZ

Nothing about replacing First-past-the-post voting?

Intentional heroin overdose

Back in the day when i was forced to use Comcast (xfinity), you would be charged out the ass monthly if you used Comcast’s equipment (modem/router).

Now… to use Comcast’s highest speed plan, their customers are forced to use their equipment. Don’t worry, no rental fee.

Now if you understand Comcast like I do… this is a ultragigagigantic red flag. They would never in a trillion billion years ever do something for free when they could charge you.

I bet right now youre wondering “What is the catch?”. Well Comcast offers a cheap $10 a month internet plan. Sounds great right? Except the people on this plan leech off of the connection of those who pay Comcast their blood money for their highest tier plan using the equipment they force their high speed customers to use. You would be literally paying Comcast to host their other customers internet.

Capitalism.