The Blues Brothers (1980) or Clue.

I’ve done it for OP.

Sync on my phone and any old browser on the PC.

Children building guys and demanding money.

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a-penny-for-the-guy.html

A more interesting statistic would be to ask how many people actually read a newspaper.

At the end of the day, it gets dark.

Everything you need to know.

https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/exchanging-old-banknotes

£29 a week would be remarkable! The figure is actually £29,000 which is equally remarkable but in a different way.

Nigel Farage in the UK.

I didn’t think it through that much.

Not at all. It’s all down to one’s personal view of what is ‘bad’, plus they’re the first things that came to mind!

The coffee is luke warm and the doughnuts are stale. It’s always windy and slightly too cold for comfort but not cold enough to put the heating on. Your bum itches.

Why were you sent here? See below.

Pride: you bragged about the size of your investments to your poorer relatives.

Greed: you shoplifted from a small ‘Mom & Pop’ store (stealing stuff from a chain store doesn’t count).

Wrath: you were rude to the waitress because of a small error in your order.

Lust: you propositioned your spouse’s younger sibling (and got turned down).

Envy: you keyed your neighbour’s new car.

Gluttony: you ate the last slice of pizza and drank the last beer.

Sloth: you never got out of bed before 11:00 a.m. at the weekend.

There is that too, of course!

It certainly was over the past 14 years, yes.

Won’t somebody think of all the wealthy landowners, having to put up with being treated like ordinary people?