I was being sarcastic.

Yep. If you want to escape from surveillance and censorship, you’ve got to go to a communist country.

Judges 1:19

We need a distinctive and protected “Made in Canada” symbol.

And they’re very big. Have you looked at a map lately? Do you expect tiny little Africa to stand up to that?

I wouldn’t sign up for a social media website if all the useful posts were from before June, 2023.

Good. America should never forget.

Windows’ market share is being nibbled to death by cats.

I can still watch videos logged out most of the time. That message only appears occasionally and when it does I use Celluloid or Freetube to watch the video.

Video selfie my ass

That probably won’t work, since they expect your face. Worth a try, though.

That came out in 1996.

Is Virtualbox still considered the go-to VM program? I haven’t been keeping up.

Just take a common word and remove a vowel or two. That’s still hip, right?

Ooooh! I’d be able to watch the first episode of Doctor Who!

is it possible that fascism is the only logical conclusion a nation which was founded solely by white landowners to do wholesale on genocide on native Americans?

No, but it is the only logical conclusion of a nation that continues to venerate those genocidal landowners as heroes.

Relevant xkcd

Gimp 2.0 was released eight months before Half Life 2.

Is that a UTC minute or an EST minute?

You don’t even have to go to the website. Every Mastodon feed can be accessed via RSS. You just have to add “.rss” to the end of the URL.

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