Yes, a true classic!

Eh, just do your best, and accept imperfection. You’re Hercules, not God. Try to do what good you can, when you can. Trying to perfectly optimize things simply leads to madness.

I mean, even Hercules is allowed to take a break. In fact, self-care is a vital part of the work of any true hero! You can’t be effectively battling evil if you’re unhealthy, depressed, or sleep deprived. Take care of yourself, superfam!

Nah, I’m just saying that if you’re a health insurance CEO, you deserve to be tied to a boulder and thrown into the Sea.

There’s no shortage of rocks at our disposal. If it’s the labor costs you’re worried about, I suppose we could force the CEOs to quarry and carry their own rock.

Bring justice to the wicked AND get swole? Sounds like positives all around. You’ll basically be Hercules at that point!

Exactly. Let’s be honest, if wishes alone could kill, there wouldn’t be a single US health insurance executive alive within 24 hours. The only reason we all don’t become a Luigi is we’re not prepared to throw our lives away for it. Fear of the law is the only thing keeping those bastards above dirt.

Yes, I suppose the boulder has some value as well.

Well, I suppose it’s PTSD-inducing if someone is a health insurance CEO. But if that’s the case…TO THE SEA WITH YOU!!

Well, that’s something I’ll actually apologize for. This is meant to be a humorous vent, not PTSD inducing.

It’s all explained in this video.

Well, you want to know a cold, hard, undeniable fact, grounded in the very fabric of reality?

Brian Robert Thompson will never kill again.

40,000 victims. But not one more.

Are you a CEO? If so…the Sea…it calls for you!

Now I’m morbidly curious what joke you were thinking…

They’re mostly paid in stock options.

It’s almost like the material conditions of the society haven’t changed, and that people are desperate for a symbol to rally around. You’re watching the birth of a folk hero. You’re a witness to history.

I mean, this is on lemmy.ml…

I’m not hearing a no. Do you hear the waves? They call to you!

I mean, yeah, but it just doesn’t have the same vibe to it. You can’t make a grandiose speech about “condemning them to the depths.” Plus it’s just much more terrifying, watching the surface of the water rise above you, as you’re pulled inexhorably down into the abyss…

Also, the water muffles the screaming!

Truly. That’s why they like yachts. Deep in their hearts, they yearn for the Sea. They know they are meant to become one with it!