About 80% of my use of Netflix is “hear about a cool film, open up the app, it’s not on Netflix, close the app”.

Age of Mythology. It’s an RTS game from maybe 20 years ago, although there’s a remastered edition that’s less than a year old. I played the original version and the story and gameplay are both really fun. The controls definitely feel dated and clunky to me now though. I’ve not played the new version but I expect it’s good too.

Specifically, you can play as Norse, Egyptians and Greeks with three main gods and nine(?) minor gods from each pantheon. You build up your civilization / town over several ages, managing your resource gathering and armies. Each age unlocks a new god with a new god power. Each god also has different mythical monsters that you can create such as jackals, hydras, wolves, etc. The original also had Chinese and Atlantians (Greek titans) as DLC, I don’t know if they exist in the new version

Imagine turning down $800 an hour because you don’t want to work in a warehouse /s

Is that when the crowds have sex louder than the artist’s performance?

Wait until you hear about this new thing called: one set of rules for rich people & their companies, one set of rules for poor people

That’s global warming for you

Yeah, but we all already know who she is

Wrong game, that’s AOE I. (although it is a taunt in AOE II)

In case anyone actually wants to know a couple of reasons

A) It’s not fair that some people pay and some don’t. (Of course it’s also not fair that some can afford $70 on a video game and some struggle to buy food)

B) If everyone would pay then we’d all only have to pay $50 each, lowering the price for those that are paying $70 at the moment. (Whether developers would lower prices or just make more money is another question)

You can take what you’re given and be happy /s

Actually true though, in roughly half of all cases. More if you count cloud cover as not being blue

.gnihsurb m’I nehw kip retaw taerg a rof sekam ti ,sediseB

Hope this helps!

Then you’ll have to send in a bird to catch the spider and next thing you know there’s an entire horse stuck in the monitor

I was coming here to talk about that recent post saying how easy it is to make a GUI and every program should already have one…

SotL saying that the game’s on sale in one of his recent videos is why I bought it. I like his videos even though I didn’t play until just recent. Thanks for the recommendation though :)

Just downloaded Age of Empires II definitive edition. I used to play AoE I, II and III when they first came out. Very fun. Played through the tutorial campaign just to get used to the new controls. Played the first Joan of Arc mission then lost the second because I looked away for ten seconds and Joan of Arc died. Frustrating. Played a ranked match online and won! It’s the first online game of any sort I’ve played in about four years and I was surprised at how my adrenaline was going. Only played one game because I didn’t want to get too worked up before bed xD

10% of my ability to fix your computer is because I know the issue

90% is that I don’t panic at error messages and I know how to use a search engine

I’d suggest that you pot them all. I’ve planted about thirty apple seeds over a few years and usually four or five come up but only one or two live to be sapling / small tree. You can always give them away later.

Yep. Each household must pay if they watch live TV from any broadcaster; or content from the BBC whether it is live or not. But there’s no way to check.

I’m in favour of legalising drugs, but driving is dangerous and should only be done when you are sober and able to give your full attention.