My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

Side note, for me, steamed kale is doing wonders.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

You pirate to preserve media.

I pirate because I like pissing off billion dollar conglomerates.

We are not the same.

This ‘secrecy’ is not an oversight but a feature that’s codified in the agreement between rightsholders and Internet providers.

Well this setup seems perfectly secure and not at all susceptible to malicious actors.

Yeah, I’ve got this dilemma with Deadpool. Broke af but really want to see it.

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

You’re getting downvoted because you spoke the truth.

It’s like the boats that look up at the sky, when rocks only look at the ground.

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

I didn’t even know they released a new console for about a year because I thought everyone was talking about the same thing.

ChatGPT just spat real good stuff out in seconds

There’s an entire episode of south park centered around this premise.

No joke there, you’re completely correct.

It pairs nicely with the 30GB day 1 DLC that costs $15.

Margarita with tequila? $12. Margarita without tequila? $12.

Best I can do is preorder day 1 DLC.

Mint users just getting drunk and having a great time.

Klingon doesn’t have a semicolon, switch to that.