Quiet, you fool!

Well, how was the fucking pizza?

I have a friend who loses his mind when anyone uses this (who isn’t Australian.) He is also not Australian, not sure what his burden is

Try https://www.justtherecipe.com/

That’s why I wear my “Let’s summon demons!” shirt at every opportunity. Pearl clutching intensifies!

I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”

If the earth is flat, then where do the CHUDs and Morlocks live huh? Chessmate!

Judge Cannon seems pretty ok to impede any progress she possibly can.

Oh Ken M, will you ever learn?

The thing about Bobby Kotick, it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

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A while ago I read Bezos was posed a question about why he isn’t using his money and power to help impoverished people. IIRC he replied with something along the lines of “oh, we did a study and poverty is a moral failing, it can’t be solved, now if you’ll excuse me I have to go buy a dick-shaped rocket”

Ok, I made the rocket part up but you get the idea, Jeff Bezos is a pos

So it worked!

Right, because tearing a picture is worse than the sexual assault of countless children. What a pos

Wait, what did Joe Pesci do?

Opening cans and throwing a bunch of stuff in a pot and turning on the stove is too much effort?

Chicken chickpea curry.

Canned chickpeas, whatever chicken you have on hand, canned diced tomatoes, curry powder, onion, coconut milk, lemon juice. Served over rice.

And Zojirushi sells parts for their appliances! So instead of having to buy a brand new boiler, I just got a lid for my 15 year old boiler. I’ll always give business to companies that support their products like that

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splash damage

I snorted 😂