Sorry but i imagined something different when i read “enchanted tracking protection”

People… with a functioning brain… did those things??? What are we? Hairless apes?

He should make a tim burton’s charlie and the chocolate factory style of test to find his successor

Fake marriage?

This person volunteered to be the one we can practice using this new knowledge on, bless their pure heart

Kowalski, analysis

Why

Make love

Not war

Namaste

Can we just let people do whatever they want as long as they don’t kill people? If you want to pirate go on idc about your reasons, if you want to buy/rent/subscribe then go on idc about your philosophy, people is having too much time to debate this

Why someday? Why not now

I probably sound very traditional but… talk to someone? Make some friends? Call someone?

This also applies to common allergies i dare say, but at least it cures them

Bring back depressionmemes

Bisexuals are?

Smash

You mean tokyo ghoul? (Jk i know what you mean i just dont want to talk about it)

Hmm

Will you be my first victim? 🥰❤️

Pain au chocolat