Beans

I feel like heavy metal would be like biting into a gumball and realizing it’s a jawbreaker/gobstopper.

(Love the genre; just thought this description was funny)

Absolutely agree — that entire album is amazing tho

Spotify links cuz I’m lazy — not in any particular order:

• Architects - “Spit the Bone”
• Chaosbay - “New Age” Do take a listen to the whole album if you like this song. It’s a concept album and the music really flows quite well from track to track.
• Beartooth - “Below”
• Beartooth - “In Between”
• Ice Nine Kills - “The American Nightmare” This band’s interesting, in that their last two albums’ tracks are all inspired from/are about various horror movies.
• While She Sleeps - “Sleeps Society”
• Periphery - “Wax Wings”
• Bury Tomorrow - “Begin Again”
• Everture - “Empire”
• Dark Tranquility - “Eyes of the World”
• Countless Skies - “Tempest”
• Shylmagoghnar - “Transience”

beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

Yo momma so fat — she managed to tip the Iceberg.

(Club Penguin — though, it might’ve been obvious from my profile picture lol. It was just too easy.)