You just gonna forget all about the Saturn?

Bahahahahahahaha!

No.

Pretty sure that would just make the speaker slightly buzzy.

Try the black label if you want a bit more heat.

People unable to pick up sarcasm through text.

Austin is probably the fakest “liberal” city in the US. If you have to live in Texas live in Dallas.

Time to stop shopping on Etsy.

Good day.

Are you fucking kidding me? This is some pedantic shit. No, they can’t ask for a specific form of ID. I’m familiar with the list of documents and the ones that the vast majority of people starting a job are going to have is their driver’s license and SS card.

I’m sorry you feel the need to make such a big deal over nothing to the point of making multiple obtuse comments, maybe next time you can just keep your mouth shut.

I’m going to trust the person that does this for a living over your wild claims that asking for a SS card (something literally every job that I’ve had -and I’ve had a lot- required) is illegal.

Every job I’ve ever had required me to bring the card so they could make a copy of it.

Any time you get hired at a new job they need to make a copy of your SS card.

Some people don’t live in the same place all of their lives.

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

Next step: political adverts that quiz you on what you’ve just heard and repeat each segment if you get the answer wrong.

What are Haitian immigrants eating?

A.) Hot dogs and hamburgers
B.) Tacos
C.) Dogs and cats
D.) Haitian food

We’re sorry, the correct answer is C.) Dogs and cats

The right side of the screen is suspiciously out of frame. Is that where the timer usually is?

So a commercial is one thing, but a commercial that quizzes me to see if I paid attention is a completely different entity altogether. That’s the part of the whole equation that would be too much.

Drink verification can to continue.

It’s more like, “I had to walk a mile so everyone else should have to!”

They tried everything but making a better product.

Nah, the person you replied to needs to touch grass. They’re taking the comments on a meme post way too seriously.