GiantFloppyCock

Ranchers… inside you, you say.

Hot.

And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

Sorry, a bit off topic, but what is she wearing on her face?

I am still “on X” because my account was banned and I literally cannot delete the account… because it’s banned.

But since I know that’s probably not the type of use you were referring to, I know others that still use it for scientific communications (e.g. announcing publications from their group and following those from others) and generally don’t care much or think about the fact that Elon is heading the platform.

Sorry, I’m trying really hard here. I did not call you weird, just saying that the whole thread in general felt weirdly hostile. Granted, I told you to get fucked after seeing that my attempts to turn this around were failing, which obviously did not help.

So I’ll try one last time. Sorry for telling you to get fucked, that obviously was counter productive. But whether you like it or not, I’m still going to wish you a good day.

I actually originally added that part because I decided I wanted to try to be nice and was genuinely trying to be positive, not sarcastic, patronizing, or condescending.

My original post said that I was going to take a walk, and wished them a nice day. Which is literally what I did and meant.

But after seeing that this was interpreted as some sort of attack, I removed it.

So I’ll add it again - I genuinely hope you and the others in this weirdly negative thread have a nice day, because maybe you’re going through some shit and need some positivity.

lmao ok boomer

Eh, get fucked.

You sound like a boomer because you’re answering it like a condescending dick. Could have simply said “ask the staff”.

Edit: removed the following text because it was interpreted as an attack(?):

“Anyway, I hope you have a nice day. I’m going for a walk to enjoy the cold air.”

Shit, or before dinner. Thanksgiving with the munchies is why it became my favorite holiday.

Surprisingly effective and 100% legal

This took me way too long to understand.

Another absolute banger, this guy can’t miss!

God I love this comment section

Never had a headache? Good fucking god what a lucky bastard.

Sorry man, yours isn’t even a power. It comes default with the Y chromosome. I can be staring directly at something I’m looking for and not register that it’s right there.

Is the coffee actually different there?

Gourmeme

No, that’s ok, really. Please do not send me the nightmare memes.

Jesusfuckingchrist