Building a better web for all of us: hiram.io

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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • Not just download the app, but sign up for an account (and the newsletter in the process).

    Then grant permissions to your phone:

    • camera (so it can watch you poop and train + analyze the footage with AI)
    • microphone (so it can hear and analyze if your plops are optimal)
    • contacts (to send out an invitation to all your contacts, along with a clip of your last poop sesh)
    • photos and videos (to upload, store, and analyze your life since birth, along with everyone else who’s in your pictures)
    • sensors (to see how you’re holding the phone, when, how much, how hard, etc.)
    • notifications (to sell you the premium plan)
    • location (for pinpoint accuracy of your 💩 locations)
    • call logs (to see who you’re communicating with before, during, and after you drop your log)
    • nearby devices (for accuracy and to silently communicate with nearby devices)
    • calendar (for full history and to schedule your next mondo duke)







  • Don’t worry, it’s not complicated at all. A little inconvenient maybe, but that’s always the trade-off when it comes to privacy and security.

    Here are the two most convenient ways that I can think of on each OS.

    iOS: Bookmark the frontend URL. When you get sent a link, pop open the page and paste the TikTok URL.

    Android: Get Firefox and set it as your default browser. Install the LibRedirect add-on (browser extension). Whenever you get sent a URL, just tap it and it’ll automatically get redirected to the privacy-friendly frontend.