I think it’s important to listen to both sides. I’m team boki.

Don’t forget the time they sent some signage to a Welsh translator, and they put up a sign with his out of office message thinking it was the translation…

I have it on good authority that this would start a new atom based religion.

Sorry to nitpick, but nobody jaywalks in London because jaywalking is not a thing in the UK. Even at a designated crossing it’s not illegal for a pedestrian to cross when it’s red, just dumb if there’s traffic.