This is too fucking accurate and I’m both pleased and upset simultaneously. Thank you.

Keep business and family separate.

Nineteen dickety two

Hah I feel ya!

I dig the healthy discussion and desire to actually have conversations.

Dickheads drive dodge

I got my first job at 15 answering this question. I sold cordless (not cellular, cordless) phones at Sears

The “easy” answer to this question is to pick up the pen, then ask the interviewer if they can write something down. They’ll look for a pen, which you’re holding. You smile, and say, “if you’d like, I have something to assist with that request…” and trail off a bit. Some people will laugh at this joke and it’s enough for them to pass the test. Personally, I’m not a fan of this method.

My 15 year old self hadn’t heard this question before, so I just picked the pen up and started listing the wonderful qualities of this pen, and how quickly your life would be enhanced if you had it. “It has the deepest of royal blue hues, with a rich writing sensation and smooth flow on the paper. The grip allows for ultimate comfort, so the pen is usable all day long without any soreness in the fingers or hand. It’s so well shaped and ergonomical, you can barely feel it in your hand. And with the above-industry-standard sized ink chamber, you’ll be able to use this pen far longer than the competition. This pen has both the value and form that the modern consumer has come to expect in their premium pen buying experience.”

And so forth. Basically, do sales stuff

Only thing I think I can find missing is to set a default download folder. Outside of that, it’s now my daily driver.

Won’t even open up on my galaxy fold 4 :(