You should trademark that.

Ah, the ol’ prayer oneupsmanship.

“Father God Jehovah Almighty, we prostrate ourselves before thee on these hallowed grounds. As you tell us in Jeremiah 29:11, you know the plans you have for us…”

Sorry, just a little flashback.

If there were a heaven, it would 100% be only for wealthy people. Pearly gates? Golden streets? Nirvana? Eternal peace? That’s rich people shit. I certainly can’t afford that.

You’re thinking of the Titan submersible accident, I think. But they ended up stored on a Logitech controller, not a mouse.

The AI plays all video games for you, leaving you more time to work and be productive.

If I can’t mute them (usually one of the unlabeled buttons on the right), I’ll go to another station. I really hate those. God damn Cheddar TV or whatever. Fucking Maria Menounos, ugh.

I’ve enjoyed my NVIDIA Shield, though it’s arguably a bit long in the tooth if they’re still full price.

Make like a banana and relocate.

It sounds like they’re using some sort of didgeridoo sample.

Did you not read the Brannock device?

Backpfeifengesicht

Did they not offer a deep-dish Pepperoni Lovers option?

Do you guys think OP realizes?

Really depends on the person. Get a crotchety old guy and you may notice only certain people getting stopped. Or sometimes their tone obviously suggests you stole the groceries you just purchased, even though they have literally no authority or right to suggest such a thing. Or consider when I was ~12, a pedophile old man Walmart greeter tried to make moves on me. But that one might just be me.

The practice feels like/arguably is an accusation. From a multi-billion dollar corporation. When I legitimately bought this shit. Get out of my way.

Dibs!

Many experiences over many years. My own curiosity and love of learning really helped save me. But for me it was all made to finally click together by psilocybin.

Installed Snowflake, thanks for the heads-up. Pretty simple way to try to be a little helpful. Was like two clicks.

Those are my kind of green beans.

But you can’t deny they’re not libraries.

Putting the wooden doll up one shelf with the other humanoid figures would be a good start.