ivanafterall ☑️

Those are my kind of green beans.

But you can’t deny they’re not libraries.

Putting the wooden doll up one shelf with the other humanoid figures would be a good start.

Thanks, I just smashed all of my kids’ Christmas gifts.

Hot lava, snow, rain, and fog. Long-neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs.

They just want to see your face before you masturbate. ;)

Wait until they start demanding an “after” picture.

Infamous Cave of Pooh

Thanks for the heads-up, giving RSS Guard a try as we speak. Looks fun.

I can’t believe this ended badly. Seems like you just can’t catch a break.

Can we shop around? New Zealand seems nice? I’d let Jacinda Ardern colonize me?

Seriously, Joe, go out with some fireworks.

How about the Kool Kids Klan?

I thought sports was about wealthy, unscrupulous white men fighting each other over the right to have the most-talented black men go to work in their fields.

They’re looking for someone with a “strong work ethic” who is passionate about being a warehouse associate and really embraces the warehouse’s family-like culture.

How are you guys looking on adrenochrome down that way? Supply shortages have hit us hard on the east coast. I’d kill for some fresh, virginal blood right about now.

Damn, that’s impressive! What languages do you know, if it’s not too invasive?

And still never once did you stop and ask whether it’s you who speaks the wrong language.

Thanks, Obama.

There are no wrong tits, my friend.

Now is your chance to finally let it all out…