Qui t’autorise à me tutoyer ?

I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.

has finally arrived

Finally !

Ohhh – was trying to remember where I knew the small of your back from

It is a word, it’s just often misused.¹

1. m-w.com/grammar/supposably-vs-supposedly

Because git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:

git init
git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty
git tag v0.0.0 -am=''
git add -A
git commit -m='✨ initial commit'
git tag v0.0.1 -am=''

which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant

Fuck yes. Thaaaaaaaaank you so much!

Even if this weren’t what I wanted, I’m delighted to see leaders who can change their minds. Thank you for that, too.

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

Size is a fad. Just ask David.

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

So… yes? We could put both in?

If you have a problem with the way Jesus authored The Star-Spangled Banner, then maybe you should move to France: La Marseillaise doesn’t allude to slavery or take pride in Americans committing treason against their leader in London.

Still better than its actual etymology

What part of Montana is Missoula in?

Have you heard of Joe Biden? Well, his left eye.

my USB-i’s are up here

Wait, has the algorithm finally begun to serve us ?!

Despite Him having:

• known you’d be born in ≈2000 years
• known He was dying for sins He defined and you commit, which He also knew and did nothing to prevent
• having had the audacity to whine to His Dad when He unal*ved both a God and Himself in an act of auto‑sui‑dei‑but-also-somehow-fili‑cide-by-cop by and through the innocent hands of local law enforcement, our boys in blue, whom I still salute when I’m driving, and while those closest to Him, who were Jewish, could do nothing but listen to the moaning you are responsible for, but which He chose to endure
• been surprised that His dad forgot about Him,

I believe He’d be surprised if there weren’t Oily/Annointed/Christ Josh/Jesus fanfics of a charismatic 33-year-old, may peace be upon Him, taking it both ends, my son.

Me and Jesus await with ’bated breath.

If US Christians are making it up as they go and seeing whatever they wanna see in the Bible, then I call upon you, my child, to announce your submission to the Parable of Jesus the Whore of the Theater and the Christ.