Already exists in Germany

Wenn das der Kaiser wüsste!

And how are we supposed to turn screws nowadays?

Unlike John Wilkes Booth

Telephone sanitizers

hairy as Truman ≈ not particularly hairy

Do you live in the EU so that GDPR applies?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanical_Turk

OK

Pizza, wenn das für @bleistift2@sopuli.xyz in Ordnung ist

It’s all one person, me and my other personalities.

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Why would it be inflation safe?

It’s called a baguette not a banana

How did you come up with such a ****ingly stupid syntax?!

It uses XML-like syntax:

<fun>
  <name>sum</name>
  <in>
    <int>foo</int>
    <int>bar=0</int>
  </in>
  <out><int>foo+bar</int></out>
</fun>

I think she believes that if we respect trans women, women cease to exist.

The fascist regime!
We love our Queeeen

With their tanks and their bombs

The cheapest kind of pride, on the other hand, is national pride. For it reveals in those who have it the lack of individual qualities of which they could be proud, for otherwise they would not have recourse to what they share with so many millions. On the contrary, he who possesses significant personal merits will recognize most clearly the faults of his own nation, since he has them constantly before his eyes. But every miserable wretch, who has nothing in the world to be proud of, resorts to the last resort of being proud of the nation to which he happens to belong. He rests on this and is now gratefully prepared to defend with tooth and nail all the faults and follies peculiar to it.

Arthur Schopenhauer, 1851

Translated by Deepl