What happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?

They are saying these day glo green containers look like the incredible hulk ejaculated into glass boxes on the street.

Everyone with a car should be checking their signals at least once a week.

Park near either a reflective surface or close enough to a wall that you can see the lights individually. Apply your brakes make sure all of them light up, turn your signals on and make sure front and back on both left and right side flash, with emergency brake applied go into neutral and take your foot off the brake to make sure your reverse lights work, test your high beams and fog lights.

I mean it’s Hallmark, is anything really of consequence?

Is that why he grieved for lost Lenore, he couldn’t find another who insisted on never more, just enough.

Except when a lady friend wants a big dick, then all the big dick energy in the world isn’t going to do a lick of good, that’s when you have to bring out the lick of good.

I worked with a guy that had to go in three times but I think he was no following post operation care. You are supposed to abstain for a few days while it heals.

When I got my vasectomy it was no needle, no scalpel. They make a small hole then pull the vas deferens out cut and tie it to itself then do the other, all with pain numbing spray. Was 5 minutes not including the ball shaving. I went in to work that night, with an ice pack on my balls all night but barely had any issues. Some extra swelling happened but I went back for an injection of anti inflammatory and it went away.

I believe Canada passed medically assisted death for those with terminal illness and other reasons. There is safeguards in place and steps that need to be taken it isn’t one doctor visit and you are done.

If they are in too many parts you’re going to need a shovel.

What’s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can use a pitchfork on the babies.

There are artisan blacksmiths that probably make bank doing custom jobs like blades and ironwork gates and other such artistry.

Then it is Slaw, rather than Coldslaw.

There are only so many gaping asshole cumshots that need to be preserved for future generations. At some point you will need to move on… …to pantyhose footjobs.

If you want to go province by province, BC has Bountiful BC home of a bunch of fundie LDS members that marry and breed with their daughters.

Nothing more backwards and family fucking than the fundie LDS.

I’ll just have to be happy knowing matter breaks down and I won’t be me but the things that were me will be other things, unaware of what they were.

The atoms that you are made of will not cease to exist until our sun explodes and makes them into something else.

You will either get buried and rot into sustenance for worms and bacteria or you will get cooked into carbon and calcium to be spread out and become intermixed with the soil.

So will everyone that currently exists barring nuclear annihilation. I find solace that my atoms will maybe be a tree or a bird or even just grass.

What is the girl putting in her mouth in that twixxer profile picture?

This was below the picture: Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?

I have a set of headphones that make a noise when Bluetooth disconnects. If a smart chastity belt was connected to wifi and lost signal it might vibrate instead of beeping and alerting people to the presence of the chastity belt. If it were on silent mode.

An enterprising young woman might take advantage of this vibratory alarm feature to get off. Having a faraday cage to slip on it would cut the wifi signal on the belt and allow it to be purposely activated.

If a smart chastity belt loses its wifi connection will it vibrates until it gets its connection back?

Just wondering if I should design a crotchless faraday cage for women with controlling fathers so they can still get their orgasms.

Use a cart, if your back gets thrown out by lifting a corpse you won’t be digging a deep enough hole to keep the dogs away.

No one needs to have a dog walker finding your business in the woods.