Which was written by Mary Schmich: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wear_Sunscreen

While we’re introducing Canadian fries to the world, everyone should also learn about Newfie fries: https://www.therecord.com/things-to-do/getting-to-the-bottom-of-newfie-fries/article_5d089bb9-2330-5bc0-bfef-62c682497853.html

(Photos don’t do it justice.)

My sensitive, eczema-prone skin say, “No.”

I have Raynaud’s, so a hearty “Fuck no” to that.

Exact source, verbatim.

Potato chips are the one case where it’s valid. The air pumped into the bag protects the chips from being crushed in transit.

Hey, I worked at a place that had me working overtime, but they wanted to put my hours on different paycheques because they weren’t supposed to be letting me work overtime. Nice, huh?