You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

SomeBODY

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…

Takes one to know one! gottem!

Why are you hogging all the hot singles in your area to yourself? Sharing is caring!

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

Well yeah, it slid off…