I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

I already paid for a year subscription before the announcement, I’m just gonna finish my course and waste their server resources before the year is up and then bail

I’m at 1935 and can confirm stockholm syndrome kicks in around the 2000th time you translate “el búho verde es mi unico amigo”, it’s nice…

My guess is if they’re already investing time and money into the software and hardware to make them functionally self operating, then why go through the extra effort to reinvent the wheel (or truck bed in this case, which would leave the engine out front) if it doesn’t directly accomplish their goal.

That’s weird, because their servers can’t even seem to stay up long enough for any of the ai features in their app. It’s why I gave up on their max subscription because it would require doing conversations and 9 times out of 10 it would just stop listening/processing halfway through.

You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

SomeBODY

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…