propter_hog [any, any]

Perfect analogy

Man if someone started writing assembly in a technical interview I may pass right there. Good code is different than golf code.

Extraordinarily based, comrade 🫡

Bagpipes

openSUSE is the GOAT for several reasons, but by far my favorite reason is Zypper.

Or both! My first job out of college was at a bank and we used both, and yep, all male bosses had pants that looked like this.

If your boss’s pants look like this you probably don’t use Java; you use VB.NET.

I’d be down to clown with a rust-based de.

woof. Awful take.

That’s true in Java, not necessarily in other languages

Just say no to node.js

There’s more than cows and tractors in barns. Actually, there are infrequently cows in barns; they live in the fields. Barns are typically used to store hay, feed, seed, and tools, such as tractors and their implements, and to provide a dry area for working on equipment and for storing maintenance fluids for that equipment, such as oil and grease.

Nope. Been clean for several years. Never going back.

That’s been around for at least a couple millennia, though; you’d think we’d know by now, right?

Jesus fuck

I have one I know for a fact y’all don’t know about, but if I told you I’d probably almost certainly out myself on that site. So, no, sorry, not telling.

Reddit is pretty USA-centric, too, or at least it was the last time I was there

POV: you’re a C# developer

Well, I am confident it would run on my machine, but how would it do in reporting machine compliance? Because that’s the part I can’t get past.

It’s a Cisco AnyConnect doodad, but it checks your computer for compliance first before allowing you to connect, so beyond spoofing a valid system, I’m out of luck. And I’m not about to lose my job due to spoofing a windows box, haha.