idk what this is but it looks way better than the official 'mon game.

you’re not all-sidesing this shit

yes, it is.

developers usually know what’s up. assassin’s creed 4, a pirate game that mimicked the assassin’s creed series that ended with ac3, made the templar’s modern day front, abstergo, into a ubisoft parody. in that game abstergo literally makes assassin’s creed games with ulterior motives. it was almost like the devs were going “man, fuck this dumbass company” and did that as a middle finger to their bosses.

most faces are not symmetrical and would look weird if they were. I’d say some of the most beautiful people have asymmetrical faces and symmetry as a standard of beauty is a lie. we just don’t study facial features separately and rather take in the face as a whole.

in other words, yes, his nostrils are at different height, but it’s not that noticeable in motion.

(I’m going to call them Xs because referring to them as saint’s crosses or whatever can be confusing)

because if it were symmetrical, the white X would look like it’s merely a border to the red, which is not supposed to be the case because it’s a separate symbol.

there’s also optical alignment at play. i didn’t find much about this online but as a designer I’ve learned that diagonal lines, if broken by another object, can look weirdly crooked if perfectly aligned, so if you actually slightly misalign them you can make them look more straight. the red X here is broken, but it still looks centered rather than to the side of the white X.

here’s an idea: wait a couple hours. or days. games aren’t fruit; they don’t go bad all that fast.

new anticheat measure where they frame you for an appropriate crime that will put you in prison for the time period of the effective ban.

holy shit he’s more evil than i thought

yeah but also fuck brave

okay!

well at this point it doesn’t work because all it does is prop up Australians as badass people who deal with giant spiders and snakes like they’re mosquitoes while we scream when we see a cockroach. and since we’re not looking to tame Australia as new settlers anymore i don’t think there’s any harm to it today.

yeah talk about privilege

i hope this time the democratic party parades dick cheney himself to get the huge “moderate republican” voting bloc

that’s not a collection of hats he’s had made before. that’s all new. 4 more years, 2028… they’re new hats for his upcoming campaign.

as a reward we should leave them for last

the fascists aren’t attempting 3, they’ve already been doing it for decades. now they just want to do even more, because it’s open fascism season so why be coy about it.

for me Raven always brings back memories of soldier of fortune. though i wouldn’t want a sequel today as its only selling point was dynamic dismemberment and that has long lost its novelty imo. i remember nothing about the story if it had any, and all i remember is that it had a very unappealing and generic cover art and i was lucky to have not skipped trying it because of that.

you’re gonna need a bigger cup

i realize that some people sometimes think “i wish i was dead” but i don’t think anyone really goes “i wish i had severe health complications until i die a slow and painful death.”