Is SCP-999 available to take home? I’m be happy to have a anti-depressant goo puppy!

I don’t speak Russian, but in the Spanish version he’s not even talking about bacon pancakes at all!

Bacon frito, bacon bacon frito

Toco bacon y lo frito un poquito

Bacon frito, esto esta muy rico

Bacon fritooooo

Fried bacon, fried bacon

I take bacon and I fry it a little

Fried bacon, this is very tasty

Fried bacon

It might sound stupid, but sometimes (at least for me) I find joy in bringing others joy. I do my best to compliment strangers around me when I notice that they’ve done something special to make themselves look nice or if I really like a piece of clothing. I go out of my way to bring/send treats to my coworkers or friends when they have a special day coming up. It’s a reminder to them (and to myself) that the world is what we make of it, so why not do what we can to make it better? Joy is not a zero-sum game - something that takes me an iota of effort to do can bring huge returns in happiness of others.

Please cross post to !vanitypl8s :)

PLEASE post this to !shirtsthatgohard

I haven’t read it, but I’ve heard the Forrest Gump movie is much better than the novel.

“Do I look like I know what a bitcoin is?”

Omg, did you name him after TAZ?

I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!

My stupid what?

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Which videos do you mean?

I use self-checkout because I have a “20% off your entire cart” coupon that I don’t want to give up. When I scan it, I just put a random piece of paper into the slot so the machine registers that I put something in there. In this way, I kind of am getting paid to scan my own groceries.