The amount of candles on you’re birthday cake are so numerous that the fire department comes out.

Because we are not entertained.

The 1994 World Series was a particularly bad series for baseball fans.

I got Fields of Mistria during the sale. It’s very similar to Stardew Valley, which I also enjoyed.

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…

I like the way Nitup thinks.

The Wet Bandits

Dental plan

Dental plan

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

So it’s merely a buzzword then.

Just say no

I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.

Did you break both of your arms?

They should start their own company with blackjack and hookers.

Those grilled cheese burritos slap. I remember when I first got one, it was larger than I expected but it was so good. Can’t go wrong with steak.

It’s the U