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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none


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Humans aren’t machines, dummy


Thankfully boring. Empty wrecked SUV blocking some side street at like 4:00 am. It was a Saturday with a bunch of shootings and fights, so it took them like 20 minutes to send someone out to check on it.
I do wish I had asked to be updated with info about it. Was it stolen? Is the driver OK? No idea


My dog’s hair is going grey. I blame vaccines


54% of us read at a 6th grade level. You do not hate your neighbors to the south nearly enough


That’s generally how it works if your dog or cat (or squirrel) bites someone. Unless you can provide proof of a current vaccination, the animal has to get tested for rabies. This involves getting a sample of brain tissue. For pet owners that seems excessive, but for someone who has seen a rabies infection first-hand, there is no animal valuable enough to skip that test


There’s actually been around 20 known rabies survivors. It’s a lot more survivable than you think! Of course 20×1 is still only 20, so I’ll still avoid petting any raccoons


Capitalism is so cool dude I love having inferior transit of 1s and 0s because some group of leeches in California own the shape that those 1s and 0s pass through


after they bought the rights to some font.
Now That’s What I Call Capitalism
I would be burning fucking buildings down. I’d be at the top of the FBI’s most wanted list.
“This is the problem with you Amerikkkan imperialists, you only care about your own people and don’t give a shit about anyone outside your country”
~(a paraphrase of) an actual reply I got one time when I shared this sentiment


Literally can only be improved by it. The only people it hurts are people who want to do PVP with players who don’t want to do PVP, and I’d rather that kind of scumbag not play the games I play in the first place


Just be sure you know the difference between editions. 5e.tools is for the new 5e rules, and 2014.5e.tools is for the real ones


2014.5e.tools for dnd resources
www.cleardarksky.com/csk for deciding whether to go to the observatory this weekend


Gotcha, I misread your comment. I guess if immortality is not optional, I can see the appeal of at least seeing what happens to human who makes it to that unfathomable age


I’ve read enough of Wikipedia’s timeline of the far future to know that I do not want to live forever. Get back in the coke.


Gonna suck when you get sucked into a black hole here in a few trillion years tho


Sure, but like. Be a human for a second. I want to play Dark Souls. I enjoy the gameplay and I find the story deeply fascinating, literally the only part I have trouble with is the bosses. You get why it’s frustrating to me that I’m not able to play this game that I actually do enjoy, right? I don’t just want an easy mode for the sake of there being an easy mode, I want an easy mode so that this game that I like can actually be accessible to me


It’s been 14 years since Dark Souls and yet the holy rebuke still stands: I have a fucking job
And that means humans don’t learn art the same way a machine trains on data. Even if they learn from other artists, a human’s artistic output is novel and original.