I just select my precepts from the arguments on offer and try to rigidly stick to them.

Only if it’s part of the quote. In this case, because “apologies” wasn’t followed by a full stop, it doesn’t go within the quotation marks.

Put a comma after “apologies”.

What about the pork markets?

You know nothing of the crunch. You’ve never even been to the crunch!

Personally I’d recommend extreme caution in all medical matters

William Tell is a Swiss folk hero. El Cid was a real person in Spain but has become a legendary character, as has Rob Roy McGregor. There’s also Beowulf from earlier times. Welsh mythology is pretty cool I’d check that out for some knightly stuff, like The Gododin.

I hear how he faces mutiny and everyone is outraged and his party is on the verge of implosion every other day. It was the same with all the others.

Americans with their ‘greatest nation on earth’ charade.

Is YouTube a socmed site?

Someone whose first name isn’t interesting enough to be the title, I’m fucking sick of it.

Does it affect the kids?

Iso- meaning equal chron- meaning time; makes sense. I love it when I can work out the etymology, gives me the old clever-cloggs high

It’s about this guy Dumbledore Calrissian, and he has to return the ring to Mordor

Do you know what I am saying?

Let’s find out.

Has this become a last word fight?

Wow, how trenchant.

Lol, meaning what? I get a lot of greeting cards? I know a lot of middle-aged women? More weak sauce.

Worthy of Clintons. Scratch that, worthy of a wine-obsessed middle-aged woman’s Facebook.