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Cake day: February 17th, 2025

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  • We heard a bang one morning. Thought nothing of it until armed police climbed over our back wall and strolled through our garden. We let them in. They seemed very pleased with themselves, and made remarks about the state of our house (uncalled for, but when a policeman with a gun cracks a ‘joke’, you fucking laugh).

    Anyway apparently our neighbour discharged a pistol and someone called the police. They breached his door and locked him up. We’ve heard nothing since then, and the area has significantly yuppied up.


  • Yeah the ones for bottles, I see them everywhere. I know there’s a big centre in Croydon which does glass, but the queue to get in is not something worth doing. We went to quieter one, and paid the price.

    That being said, there’s something cathartic about throwing a ton of glass into a furniture pit. I wanna say it’s symbolic too of something, but cant be bothered to deconstruct the world right now