is 9anime not good?

*retches*

Other than the taint shavings, that actually sounds like it could be good, albeit very crunchy

heat itself being the average kinetic energy of said vibrating molecules makes the heat part of that sentence redundant. Now make me a sandwich

“I want this job because employmesayswhat”

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before

This is really cool

I went to Wales recently (rains often there), and I noticed that the forest undergrowth was so green with what was likely different types of moss. It really did feel quite special

amen

oh wow I see what you mean - that is a lush micro jungle down there!

I like that, that’s cute

It sounds like a quiet yet majestic place to gain some perspective

arcane knowledge.

Yes yes, I have a folder of cat pictures too

It’s the Walmart parking lot, isn’t it? No shame, one of my fondest sunsets is at a Sainsbury’s car park, where everyone is just hanging out, playing music and just enjoying the day

I volunteer at my local nature reserve, and it’s pretty amazing how much work goes into keeping a park functional. The people are really nice and friendly too

I used to live close to a major river, and one of my fondest memories is going kayakin with my ex together along that river. My heart aches thinking about it

The console is right up the anus, but you have to tap it properly (UUDDLR) to activate it.

Club Mate, sehr good kumpel

Reaction lenses that take 10 minutes to calm down if I even glance at a window.

My solution? Dig deeper into the basement, tape up the windows and stare at a screen at all timea