TheForkOfDamocles

Iowa republican caucus voters were polled and 30% said they wouldn’t vote for trump if he is convicted. Of course, the election is months away, so too many of them will surely backslide, but still. It was a higher percentage in New Hampshire, too.

We’ll just see about that.

Hyperbolic headline. His speeches “aren’t demanding the world’s attention like they used to.”

Ah, the old ‘60s/‘70s repub-demo switcharoo!

SCOTUS is going to have to weigh in real quick if they don’t just stay out of the whole thing.

Huh. That’s actually the one that sprang to mind, but all this time I thought those were the same creator. 😄

In that case, “a lot” instead of alot. I might as well put The Oatmeal’s excellent guide here.

I love mine. I had a Pebble, which I also loved, but the Apple Watch merges pretty seamlessly with the rest of my Apple stuff, and has extra features my Pebble doesn’t. I think they should either pay a usage fee to Masimo, or change their software. They’ve wasted enough money and time fighting it.

Undermine democracy?! Gtfo with that bullshit.

So hard to say if they will

1. Rule that only trump has absolute immunity

2. Rule that all presidents have absolute immunity

3. Rule that trump had absolute immunity, but no other president has it starting…now!

Probably has a multi-million dollar deal to be either a talking head, or a corporate board member / lobbyist (or both).

He’s an Adonis!

and Fake. Eyebrows.

That’s surprisingly wholesome news from Google. Thanks for updating me!

I used rebble for quite a while—super kudos to those folks—but eventually gave it up. The battery life was finally showing signs of loss and my wife had already made the switch to Apple Watch when her Pebble died.

I’m kind of surprised rebble was allowed to continue this long after FitBit bought then killed Pebble. I know they said rebble could exist, but IIRC, there was some hinting it wouldn’t be for too much longer. Glad they either forgot about it or just let it be.

I loved my Pebble watch so much! I actually still have it, but finally gave it up when they stopped supporting it. I still have it, in my curio case.

Minus one for that media player. Lack of controls is really irritating. I don’t care to be forced into vertical videos, either—despite what some puppets think.

If it cuts down the Reply to All good job chains, I’m for it.

🎵Call Mr. Plow

That’s my name

That name again is

Mr. Plow!🎵

“Touchtone”

Both trump and Biden are old enough to make it a dial tone. ;)