conservatives do not comprehend satire
if you voted for Trump you’re going to Hell, and this is why… he looked like the Easy Way to you… you took the Easy Way, and that’s what you go to Hell for, you cowards…
if you’re a man and you voted for Trump, you’re a Momma’s Boy, just like Mike Pence and Bill O’Reilly… you were coddled…
and i don’t give a damn about any of you hellbound assholes… you can all rot…
momma’s boy: (n) a man who’s used to getting attention just because he threatens to throw a fit; see cunt
conservatives do not comprehend satire
you probably have no idea what the other people in line smell like
it’s about 3/4 of the way down, past the Nazi mass shooter
you’re just saying that because he likes to shop at the My Little Pony Nazi guns website
hire some people to make sure your service runs nice for your customers, dipshit
he isn’t just the biggest troll in history, he is also the idol of all other trolls
Bolero by Ravel
dude did it for the exposure
Tesla: for another five grand we will rainproof the metal on your vehicle
these functions will now be fulfilled by the MCP
that is exactly auspicious because it is definitely a sign… the sign says: you will buy a new toaster this year…
two things are certain: the Chinese people will suffer, and there will be many scapegoats found within the government - people suspected of collaborating with Western spies, for example - to make examples of so that Xi is not at fault…
if they’re so scared of the truth, the news must be really bad i guess… and such varied topics as well: real estate, youth unemployment, stagflation, capital fleeing the dictatorship because of fears of asset seizure… so many problems and nobody can talk about them… but China is a big place, maybe they can just bury the problems somewhere in a big Chinese hole… or lock them up in a camp in Xinjiang…
i love all the game outlets pissing themselves over whether they should be pissing themselves over this game
hopefully the AI will treat our corporate backsides better
shareholder-ply
i have to perform extra bullshit tasks because the price of their products doesn’t include actual support for my account
they just want to feel like one of us
they’re on the same payroll
Hollywood producers out there making enemies wherever they can