

Got a bagel this morning
Got a bagel this morning
Worse: In addition to everything else it’ll be extremely annoying
If it makes you happy it’s cool. Cringe is defined arbitrarily and means nothing. If your grandparents don’t suck, take an interest in their hobbies, they won’t be around forever In several years you’ll be mortified by something you’re currently doing. Several years after that it’ll be just another mistake that you’ve put behind you Everyone is a person, treat them as such. Feeling like you’re in a cloud of depression and anxiety is an extremely common experience. Help is available. You are not doomed. You should get really into The Mountain Goats. If you’re a guy, make friends with girls without any ulterior motives. Trust no influencer.
Not really good agitprop if it’s putting me to sleep
I’ve seen MLs be interesting why is it that here they just make the same three points?
There are no extant recordings of George Orwell’s voice
Your kind denied us a real third Captain America movie
The War Is Over by Phil Ochs
Tony. Not a fan
Destroy my enemies
The girls have picked them every one, oh when will they ever learn when will they ever learn
At least you’re not the person who’s being used as a pity match
Keep the light alive as Reddit further enshittifies
Kill Johnny Depp, Marry Stephen Fry, Fuck Jake Gyllenhaal
When we can have a great time at, like, the grocery store.