In Germany (and I assume all throughout Europe) we solve the shopping cart problem by shoppers having to deposit a coin or chip into the cart to release it.

You get it back when you lock the cart again back where you took it

Lmao. Really hit a nerve judging by the comments

Python with ESModules would be neat.

Every time I type if typing.TYPE_CHECKING a part of me dies inside

Pivot to suggesting to rewrite it in Rust in 3…2…1…