1984: Freedom is the freedom to say 2 + 2 = 4.

2024: Freedom is the freedom to say, “Notice me senpai!” to an orange haemorrhoid.

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

Whilst that’s a possible explanation, correlation does not imply causation. There are many other potential contributing factors (increased loneliness, economic hardship, acceptability of suicide, changes to how deaths by misadventure vs suicide are recorded, etc) and more research will be needed to identify which, if any, played a role in the observed change.

It’s only erased £85b when you consider the £300m we’re saving every week /s

618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?

From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.

Military issue poop explode

It was at that point Striker realised anyone on a phone would not be using a mouse.

“Hi there! The name’s Clippy, James Clippy. Looks like you’re trying to take over the world. Do you need any help with that?”