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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

No doubt. Wanna fight me?

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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

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      Yep but I am addicted to it

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

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        Better version:

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      Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

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          if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

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              Read my comment again. I said “without any limiting factors”. What you are describing are limiting factors.

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      Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

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        I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

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          LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

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      Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

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        100% of people who don’t also die

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      it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

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      No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

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