Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down129file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square64fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78·2 年前Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 年前She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.