Knowing me, probably something like “I wonder what this does…”
lol same, or maybe “hold my beer.”
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this
Ah fuck.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
That is some good sucker punch
“pspspspsps” or “who’s a cute [animal that’s about to end me]”
Look, a kitty!
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What are you gonna do, stab me?
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
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Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
- Man stabbed 5 times
28 Stab wounds
“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Ah. That was sweet.
Death by snu snu?
Nah, just an appreciation for what I’ve experienced in life. Lot’s of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.
Love that perspective.
Probably something like ‘I’ve gotta pee’
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper “you absolute twaaaaaaaaa…” towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
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"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold… I’ll tell you where it is… it’s… it’s… dramatically dies "
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like “whos a good girl?”
Wholesome, like it.
“What are you gonna do, shoot me?”
