Unbecredible@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agoWhat things would you standardize globally if you were the Supreme Leader? All violations punishable by death.message-squaremessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down15
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareWhat things would you standardize globally if you were the Supreme Leader? All violations punishable by death.Unbecredible@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squareStellarExtract@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoA relaxing cat shall not be disturbed
minus-squarepingveno@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoNot if they’re going to disturb the relaxing cat.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoOnly if skateboards get a sound gauge and a small explosive.
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoYou wanna … make skateboarders explode? Help me out, maybe I misunderstood. It’s hot here.
A relaxing cat shall not be disturbed
Let kids skateboard.
Not if they’re going to disturb the relaxing cat.
Fair
Only if skateboards get a sound gauge and a small explosive.
You wanna … make skateboarders explode? Help me out, maybe I misunderstood. It’s hot here.
No